Natural Styling Balm

A pea sized dollop is all it takes for styles that last all day! Our firm holding Balm keeps BARRETTES, BRAIDS, UPDO'S & SPIKY TEXTURAL STYLES IN PLACE. Replaces hairspray for non-toxic hold. Never crunchy or sticky.... always clean. Enjoy!

Professional Performance

Holds Barretts, Ponytails & Updo's in Place
For All Hair Types & Textures
Firm, Long Lasting Hold

Worry free

Free of Phytoestrogens Lavender & Tea Tree, Phthalates, Clove & Musk
No Soy, Gluten, Honey, Peanut or Dairy
No Nanoparticles or Titanium Dioxide
100% Vegan
Lanolin free

The Prisoner of Benda

Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Bite my shiny metal ass. Anyone who laughs is a communist! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.

Mars University

Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

The Cryonic Woman

In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Noooooo! We don't have a brig. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! You're going to do his laundry?

You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Fatal.

Original Sprout

Natural Styling Balm

Professional Performance

Worry free

Providence

The Prisoner of Benda

Mars University

The Cryonic Woman

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

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