Scrumptious Baby Cream

Our Scrumptious Baby Cream is irresistible, the whole family loves it! Not a sunscreen, but a soothing protective barrier that keeps skin soft & smooth as velvet. Our multi-benefit cream is infused with Natural Zinc for Environmental Protection. Insects don't like rosemary but we do because it helps calm and soothe sensitive skin. Non-greasy & extra hydrating for every skin type.

1.25 oz

RM 9.50

Quantity

4 oz

RM 42.00

Quantity

8 oz

RM 78.00

Quantity

12 oz

RM 105.00

Quantity

Professional Performance

Leaves Skin Soft, Moist & Smooth as Velvet
For Babies, Children & Adults
Nurtures Delicate Skin

Worry free

Free of Phytoestrogens Lavender & Tea Tree, Phthalates, Clove & Musk
No Soy, Gluten, Honey, Peanut or Dairy
No Nanoparticles or Titanium Dioxide
100% Vegan

The Prisoner of Benda

Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Bite my shiny metal ass. Anyone who laughs is a communist! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.

Mars University

Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

The Cryonic Woman

In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Noooooo! We don't have a brig. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! You're going to do his laundry?

You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Fatal.

Original Sprout

Scrumptious Baby Cream

Professional Performance

Worry free

Providence

The Prisoner of Benda

Mars University

The Cryonic Woman

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

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